Tuesday, December 2, 2025

MORE NEWSPAPER LORE! Alternate Tower Spotlight: The DisneySea Tower of Terror edition

 

I have to say, this is a very unexpected update for me to make.  I had considered my Tokyo DisneySea Tower of Terror series basically abandoned, due to a combination of factors. In general, I had a very disappointing experience with DisneySea Tower and, in 2019, DisneySea had an extremely strict photography ban that left me with almost no photos after the outer queue and part of the lobby.  Plus, my camera back then wasn’t great, so I couldn’t pick up fine text details that would help explain the lore.  And if you've seen my posts about Buena Vista Street and Monsters Unchained, you know how much I love a newspaper that spells out the in-universe lore!

To my incredible surprise and endless gratitude, @idreamofthemeparks/@raptor-dash offered to spend some time from her Tokyo Disney vacation taking photos of DisneySea Tower of Terror that I couldn’t back then.  And the photos are AWESOME.  A great place to start is this series of photos that more clearly show the text of the three lore-heavy informational boards in the outer queue.  They have a LOT of readable text, which helpfully spells out the entire backstory of the Hotel Hightower in English, for those of us who wouldn’t understand the pre-show and guides’ spiels later on in the ride.  It’s a bit difficult to organize so much information, so I attempted to use different fonts and formatting to differentiate the canon text, my commentary, which news clipping says what, etc.

A Tragic End!  An Abiding Mystery!

Preserved by NYC Preservation Society 

Photo by @idreamofthemeparks, 2025

 

The header of the top newspaper lists it as The New York Globe Telegraph, with the slogan “Circulation books open to all.”  To the left of the title logo it states:

Weather—Rain or snow tonight and tomorrow, variable winds

To the right of the logo it states:

Last Sunday’s circulation: 635,781

The subheader line lists:

Vol. XIIX        New York, NY, Monday, January 1, 1900      Twelve Pages

Multiple articles are visible on this newspaper.  The first, with the larger headline, reads:

Harrison Hightower Disappears at ‘Tower of Terror’

Hotel Hightower closed to the Public

New Yorkers are still reeling after the shocking events at Hotel Hightower last night.  What began as a joyous celebration ended in SADNESS for many Manhattanites.

11:59 pm—All day long people had streamed into the city on elevated trains and streetcars, to join the general throng in the streets as they celebrated the impending turn of the century.  They were standing on rooftops, dancing in the parks, crowding onto balconies and stopping traffic as they began the exuberant countdown of the last few seconds of the nineteenth century, eager to welcome in the twentieth century with cheers, toasts, and choruses of ‘Auld Lang Sine.’ 

[inset into a text box] The last thing anyone expected in those last festive moments was for the Hotel Hightower to EXPLODE!

[On a photo illustration of the destroyed hotel] The extensive damage was made visible by the dawn’s early light.

[NOTE: it is unclear, due to the paper’s formatting and being partially obscured, if the following passages belong to this article or the other one on the page]

Most of last night’s injuries were caused by the general panic.  Forty-two people were trampled in the chaotic rush, but all of them have survived, though… [obscured by photo of Harrison Hightower presenting Shiriki Utundu to the New York press]

[continued in next column]… tower were standing on the layers near the windows as they exploded.  Five of the people dashed to safety in time, but one man was still standing on the lower floor…

 

Five people, hm?  I wonder if this is a deliberate contrast to the five people trapped in the elevator at the Hollywood Tower Hotel version of this ride.  Also, is the 42 people surviving being trampled a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "42" meme reference?

 

The article on the left has the headline:

The New Year begins with A BIG BANG: Disaster at the Hotel Hightower

A Mysterious Disappearance

Many of the revelers in the park across from Hotel Hightower were looking directly at the hotel at the moment… [obscured under fold of newspaper]

[continued next column]…attracting everyone’s attention.  At the stroke of midnight a blinding flash of light illuminated the windows of Harrison… [obscured under fold of newspaper]

[continued next column] …arched windows on the façade of the tower exploded outward with a spine tingling boom, which echoed the length of the city from the Bronx to the Bowery.  This mysterious electricity, which was green in form, is reported to have lingered a few moments after the blast, making strange crackling miasma.  In the horrified silence that followed, onlookers heard screams from the sixth floor rooftop patio, the so-called “Gardens[?] of the [unreadable]” which are immediately below the main tower.  Falling glass and debris from the shattered windows on the tower’s façade had rained down on the unlucky revelers… [obscured under fold of newspaper]

 

It is unclear if this next bit is a third article, or a sub-headline/section title for one of the other articles:

A NIGHT OF TERROR

But of course, the most startling event in the hotel concerns Harrison Hightower III, the enigmatic millionaire who built Hotel Hightower and lives in it whenever he isn’t traveling the world in search of new artifacts to decorate his hotel.  He was initially reported to have been in the hotel’s main elevator at the time of the disaster.  The [unreadable] to that elevator were [unreadable] blast, and it was heard to plummet fourteen stories, smashing to bits in the basement… [obscured under fold of newspaper]

[The next column only has half-sentences readable, as it is also obscured by the photo of Harrison Hightower presenting Shiriki Utundu to the New York press]

 

The next newspaper is found above a label reading, “Newspapers from around the world wrote of Harrison Hightower’s mysterious disappearance.”

This newspaper is The London Globe Telegraph.  Above the logo it reads:

THE WEATHER—Cloudy to-night and Tuesday; variable winds.

To the left of the logo it says “Two Sections”, but the matching text to the right saying which section it is, is covered by that press photo again.

The visible parts of the subheader read:

No. 2   LONDON Monday, January 1, 1900

 

The large headline states:

American Adventurer’s Mysterious Disappearance

Harrison Hightower III, the enigmatic American millionaire explorer, disappeared last night in New York City.

Mr. Hightower, who built New York’s landmark Hotel Hightower, and lives there in an extraordinary penthouse apartment whenever he isn’t traveling the world, was last seen entering the private elevator to his suite of rooms.  Almost immediately afterwards [obscured by other newspaper layered over it]

[continued in next column]… below.  Thankfully, Hightower was not found in the wreckage, so either he escaped unhurt, or he was not on the elevator in the first place.  He has yet to be located, but it was a chaotic night, and he is no doubt thunderstruck over the shocking events at his beloved hotel. [obscured by other newspaper]

[continued in next column]… good fortune only a few small fires were started, and quickly put out.  People on the street helped with the evacuation as best they could, but in those first terrifying moments nobody knew what would happen next.  For all anyone knew, the whole building might collapse at any moment, so guests were not allowed to return to their rooms to retrieve… [obscured by other newspaper]

 

This paper also has a photo captioned “What happened to American millionaire Harrison Hightower?” and the headline of another article “New Yorkers are Still Reeling…” that is completely obscured.

 

The mastheads and headlines of five other newspapers are in this case, showcasing papers from France, Germany, Italy, Spain, and Japan.  While I don’t confidently speak any of those, all the headlines are variations of “Where is Hightower?” “Mysterious disappearance”, etc.

 

Lastly, there is a photo of the Shiriki Utundu idol on the floor, labeled, “In the shattered elevator…Hightower’s fez and the mysterious statue, Shiriki Utundu…nothing more”

 

NYC Preservation Society

A Glorious Beginning: Hotel Hightower

Photo by @idreamofthemeparks, 2025

 

The main centerpiece of this display is The New York Globe Telegraph.  To the left of the tile logo it declares “HORSE SHOW IN HOGAN’S ALLEY”, and to the right is a text box that I still can’t quite read, aside from the first word either being “Show” or “Snow” and the final line being “TRY THE 3 AND 7 TIME RATES.”

The subheader reads:

Vol. XIX No. 68         New York, NY, Monday, January 25, 1892    Twelve Pages  Three Cents Per Copy

 

I think it’s one long article across the front page, despite the headline being sort of separated into two blocks on either side of the photos.  The photos, one of Hightower gesturing at his hotel, and the other a The Shining-esque photo of the opening celebration, are captioned, “The elite of New York Society and its financial community gathered last night to celebrate the grand opening of Hotel Hightower.”

 

NOTE: different parts of this paper are obscured vs. readable on the main queue’s board and the fastpass’s board.  For this transcription I have attempted to piece them together into one readable article.

 

A Glorious Celebration Ensues: Hotel Hightower Grand Opening

Hightower’s Masterpiece Opens at Last

January 24, 1892 New York City, NY—Towering above Manhattan, the glorious Hotel Hightower has finally opened its doors to the public after three years of construction.  Harrison Hightower III, the “Dragon of Park Place,” reportedly conceived this hotel a personification of everything he stands for: Beauty, Power, Elegance, and Excellence.  The hotel and the man who built it are both prime examples of the [NOTE: yes it really just cuts off here like that!]

PARADE DOWN FIFTH AVENUE

The Grand Opening Celebration began with a parade down Park Avenue.  It was an exotic event, featuring music and costumed peoples from various countries of the world.  The parade began with an impressive float depicting a massive globe of the earth.  The globe was impaled with a glittering sword with Hightower’s emblem on the hilt.  Occasionally the globe opened to reveal a shining pearl inside, being held by a beautiful lady in a diaphanous white gown.  Close behind followed a marching band from Colonial India.  After that, a Chinese dragon snaked its way down the street to the accompaniment of exploding fireworks.  This was followed by belly dancers from Arabia, accompanied by a small orchestra on a stand, pulled by Arabian horses.  This was followed by a group of Apache Indian ghost dancers and drummers.  These, in turn were followed by acrobats from Indonesia, chanting Maori warriors from New Zealand, and elegantly dressed geishas from Japan.  It was quite a strange collection of people, who reportedly had been brought from the far corners of the world for only one purpose: to march in this parade.

The final grouping of the parade featured Hightower himself.  He was preceded by a large group of men dressed in their traditional African garb, shivering in the freezing air.  They banged wildly, banging on drums and doing the most amusing dance.  Many of these men appeared oddly frightened, perhaps overwhelmed by the awesome sights and sounds of Manhattan.  Behind this group of villagers followed Hightower, grandly riding atop a giant African elephant, wearing a glorious white uniform and pith helmet with a tall feather waving in the wind.  Hightower’s elephant was surrounded by an honor guard of tough looking men, dressed in jungle coats, carrying rifles and flags with Hightower’s double-H emblem.  More than a few women were reported to have fainted at the glorious sight of Hightower on top of that elephant, his gleaming white beard shining in the sun.

Four brass bands from different boroughs were assembled around the hotel, all playing the “Hightower March” as he arrived.  The sound was nearly deafening.  The New York Police had quite a time holding back the crowds for Hightower’s arrival.  He rode up to a podium and gave a speech that was nearly drowned out by the cheering throng.  “People of New York, with my own two hands I have created this magnificent edifice, which I now give to you, that you may share in my greatness.”  Hightower cut the ribbon across the threshold with his cutlass, and stepped inside.

Invited guests started arriving in their private coaches as soon as the streets were clear.  There were the social elite of the city, including Mayor Chaplin and the city council.  Also on hand was President Benjamin Harrison, although he reportedly went straight to his room and slept through the night.  Every famous face in New York could be seen, except for Cornelius Endicott III, the second richest man in New York, who reportedly was not invited.  The guests list was so long that the hotel was filled to capacity.  The staff faced the monumental task of serving everyone with the efficiency and courtesy that Hightower demands.

In the evening, a grand ball was held in the Atlantis ballroom, with music provided by the impresario Joel N. Cicero and his world famous orchestra.  The finest ladies of society proudly exhibited the latest fashions, and danced the Hightower Waltz with their elegantly attired husbands.  After 11pm, the women retired to bed, leaving the men to hold a special late night event.  Although reporters were not allowed into the event, we’ve been told that it was an intimate and sedate affair.  Harrison Hightower reportedly told humorous anecdotes about the construction of the hotel, and shared stories relating to the acquisition of various artifacts in the hotel.  This morning some New York newspapers are reporting scandalous rumors of dancing girls and drunken revelry.  Allegations that the event degenerated into an orgy of drunken lewdness are strongly denied by Hightower’s staff.  We believe that the rumors are exaggerations and lies, invented by Hightower’s business rivals, primarily Cornelius Endicott III, to give the hotel a black eye.  Hotel Hightower is surely the finest hotel in America, and perhaps the world.  If you plan to visit, you should know that the rooms have been booked solid for the next two months, so make your reservations early.

Poor planning was partially responsible for a small riot that followed.  It began as invited guests began to present their invitations at the door.  Thugs and rowdies who had infiltrated the crowd moved forward, intent on getting into the celebration.  A scuffle ensued, and the throng on the street followed the rowdies and within minutes the crowd pressed through the door and filled the lobby to capacity.  They gawked at the elegant interiors, knocked over valuable lamps, and tried to force their way into the main elevator.  Harrison Hightower and the New York Police eventually evicted the crowd from the hotel, but the streets were so blocked that carriages of invited guests couldn’t get through.  It took an hour, but finally the police broke up the small riot.  In the confusion, some of the parade marchers were forgotten.  Groups of them, still dressed in exotic outfits, were seen wandering in the cold park all day, apparently lost, confused, and unaware of their next destination.

 

There is another visible article at the bottom:

A RIOT Almost Spoils the Proceedings

Poor planning was partially responsible for a small riot that followed.  It began as invited guests began to present their invitations at the door.  Thugs and rowdies who had infiltrated the crowd moved forward, intent on getting into the celebration.  A scuffle ensued, and the throng on the street followed the rowdies and within minutes the crowd pressed through the door and filled the lobby to capacity.  They gawked at the elegant interiors, knocked over valuable lamps, and tried to force their way into the main elevator.  Harrison Hightower and the New York Police eventually evicted the crowd from the hotel, but the streets were so blocked that carriages of invited guests couldn’t get through.  It took an hour, but finally the police broke up the small riot.  In the confusion, some of the parade marchers were forgotten.  Groups of them, still dressed in exotic outfits, were seen wandering in the cold park all day, apparently lost, confused, and unaware of their next destination.

 

Yes, you read that correctly; it merely repeats the last paragraph of the main article.  They probably didn’t want to bother writing more text, because this iteration ends up partly obscured by the photo captioned “HARRISON HIGHTOWER III Overseeing construction of Hotel Hightower—1890—With architect Oskar Kilnovski and site foreman Joe Cobb.”

 

There are then architectural drawings of the façade details and “construction photos”, with the caption plaque, “The Hotel Hightower is a unique architectural monument.”

 

Also of note on this board is the Hotel Hightower Grand Opening food menu, which has some questionable entries.  While I left them as an “explore if you dare” on my original post about this board, here I’ll transcribe the menu for completeness:

Hotel Hightower

Grand Opening Feast

January 24, 1892

 

New Guinea Sago Worms al dente

Montana Prairie Oysters in wine sauce

Jellied Eel Compote

Fermented Shark with Cheese

***

Scorpion Consommé

Cream of Tarantula

***

Monitor Lizard Filet

Diamondback Rattlesnake Skewer

Gooey Duck flambé

***

Tete de Veau

Bayou Alligator Tail

Boiled Camel’s Feet

Haggis

***

Ugali Paste & Ambuyat with Peanut Sauce

Green Peas and Termite Eggs

Stewed Tomatoes

***

Locusts in Chocolate Cream

Frog ala Peche

Peche ala Frog

Halo-Halo

Fire Ant Pudding

Mead               Tea with Yak Butter               Glogg

 

Yeah, like I said in my original post, it’s some Fear Factor level menu items.  Even stuff that sounds relatively normal at first, like Gooey Duck and Prairie Oysters, are…not what you might guess when you look up what they actually are.

 

NYC Preservation Society

Harrison Hightower: A Towering Figure


 
Photos by @idreamofthemeparks, 2025

This was the board I had the least information from last time, with the only text I was able to decipher coming from the fastpass queue’s board with a partial duplicate of the paper.  Thanks to @idreamofthemeparks, I can now decipher MUCH more from the full version!  And by "much" more, I mean "the entire backstory of the ride" more!

 

Once again, the paper is an edition of The New York Globe Telegraph.  This time, it’s indicated as “edition for Greater New York”.  Above the main logo is the unusual line:

$500 Reward—WHO KIDNAPPED AN EXOTIC BIRD?--$500 Reward

Under this in the top right corner, with a little illustration of a bugle player in old-timey clothes, it further elaborates:

            The New York Globe-Telegraph will give $500 for information, furnished to it exclusively, that will lead to finding the kidnapped exotic bird.

 

Okay… given how labyrinthine the lore of the Society of Explorers and Adventurers is, I wonder if this is just bizarre, filler, or a deep cut reference to another one of its plot lines.

 

This newspaper is indicated as:

Volume XXIV—No.30          New York, NY, Tuesday, December 19, 1899, 1st ed.                        LAST EDITION            Price: [?] cents for single copies, [?] cents with daily edition

 

The main photo is captioned, “Chief Kijanji of the Mtundu Tribe gives “SHIRIKI UTUNDU” to Harrison Hightower, 1899”  This same photo shows up before the pre-show, later.

The main article goes:

Harrison Hightower Returning From Africa

Harrison Hightower III’s Congo River Expexition

Publisher’s note: “We hope you will enjoy this thrilling account of Harrison Hightower’s recent expedition.  We received this story by express delivery only a few days ago, sent to us directly from Harrison Hightower III himself from Africa.  You can almost feel the heat of the jungle coming off the page!”

A JOURNEY THROUGH DARKNESS—by ‘Tiger’ Harrownashio

Eleven months ago Harrison Hightower III embarked on the most challenging expedition in his life as an explorer.  It was to be an epic exploration of the Congo River basin, one of the most dangerous and untamed regions in Africa.

The Congo River is a vast mosquito infested waterway, over two thousand miles long, which penetrates dense jungles and steaming swamps deep into unexplored regions of the Dark Continent, through lands that have been forgotten by time.  Hightower had heard many a spine-tingling tale, but was not afraid.  He’d been in Africa before.  He’d endured hardships throughout East Africa, and outwitted the clever tribes on the crags of Victoria Falls, but nothing in his previous voyages had prepared him for the dangers that awaited him along the steaming, crocodile-infested waters of the congo.

January 1899: New York City was covered in snow, but at that moment Harrison Hightower III stood on the deck of his private yacht, “Hightower’s Pride,” as it steamed toward the port of Loango, French Congo along the west coast of Africa.  The air was so hot and wet that the men looked like they were boiling alive.  But Hightower laughed.  “buck up, boys, it’s bound to get hotter before we’re through.”

The Congo has a fearsome reputation, and in spite of the progress it is still one of the most dangerous rivers in Africa.  Although there is a French colonial presence along the coast, upriver areas are still under the dominion of hostile native tribes, many of whom practice primitive rites beyond the imagination of civilized minds.  Hightower listened unmoved as the French colonial administrator begged him to abandon the expedition.

“Zere is unrest upriver, Monseiur Hightower.  Mon Dieu, it is much too dangerous for you.”  But Hightower was determined to press on, no matter the cost in money or lives.  He quickly assembled a small army of men, and soon they were paddling a convoy of canoes deep into Congo Free State.

He was accompanied by his valet Mr. Smelding, eighteen armed henchmen, three photographers, a cook, a translator, and thirty native porters.  But his most important companion was with him as well: his indomitable will.  The goal: to seek rare artifacts and precious works of African art and rescue them from the savages who hoarded them in squalid seclusion.  Hightower’s motto: "Primitive art is wasted on primitive people.”

It proved to be an arduous journey, to say the least.  Native tribes assaulted the expedition from both sides of the riverbank, frightening away many of the porters and causing an equal number to lose their lives in grisly ways.  By May two thirds of the expedition were gone, and he hadn’t acquired a single artifact, because wherever they went the hostile natives attacked without mercy.  The expedition was quickly becoming a fiasco, and several times the men begged Hightower to turn back.  But as always, he was driven on by his relentless determination to wrestle victory from the jaws of defeat.

July 16th: Hightower’s dwindling expedition found themselves paddling for their lives upriver with an angry tribe in hot pursuit.  Arrows were falling all around.  Spears the size of flag poles caused men to cry out in horror.  Screams echoed from the pitiless jungle walls.  Fierce, chanting natives in war canoes were gaining on Hightower’s men.  All seemed lost.  But at that moment Hightower noticed a twisted tree near the mouth of a tributary.  A pair of green glowing eyes had been artfully painted on to one of the

[it weirdly cuts off here, then restarts in the middle of the next sentence in the next column]

…intuition gleaned from twenty-five years of adventure, steered his men up that tributary, and once they’d passed beneath the eyes, the angry natives broke off their pursuit.

Hightower’s interpreter recognized the green eyes, and fearfully said they were now in the territory of the feared Mtundu tribe.  Mtundu means “mischievous” in the local dialect, for they are known to work black magic mischief against their enemies.  The interpreter begged Hightower to turn back.  But with the angry tribe waiting for them downriver, there was no choice but to press onward.  They paddled their canoes up the ominous tributary, through festering forests that were sickeningly overgrown with vivid green moss.

The men were overjoyed when the people of the Mtundu tribe welcomed the expedition with open arms and friendly faces, and bade them to come to their village for a celebration.  They cautiously asked Hightower to extinguish his cigar, for they did not allow fires in their shabby little village.  Their chief, a jolly… [hidden under fold of newspaper]

[continued in next column]…During the ensuing celebration, Hightower learned that the Mtundu tribe was protected by an ancient little idol called Shiriki Utundu, which they kept on an altar at the center of the village.  It was an ugly little thing, carved from wood in an ancient time and covered with shards of metal and nails, which were supposedly pounded into it by a tribal shaman in order to make it work its ‘black magic.’  He also learned that Shiriki Utundu was one of the most valuable and important idols in the entire region.  Other tribes were constantly trying to sneak in and steal it.  It would be quite a prize for an antiquities collector.

Hightower was beginning to find the idol irresistibly fascinating.  It was so ugly it was almost beautiful. [NOTE: from here on out the text of this paragraph is partially obscured, so I’ll do my best to reconstruct it where possible to guess]  He asked Chief Kijanji if he could hold it, and the chief reluctantly allowed him to do so.  The two of them even posed for a photograph with the idol to commemorate the moment. [Word obscured]…the moment the idol went into[?] Hightower’s hands, he knew[?] it would be wrong to give it back[?].  It deserved to be enshrined in Hightower’s African collection.  Hightower wanted[?]… [text completely obscured]

[continued in next column]…Chief was no longer smiling.  He furiously snatched the idol out of Hightower’s hands and placed it back on its altar.

Hightower had been given no choice but to take the idol by force.  On his command, Hightower’s henchmen drew their hidden weapons, fully prepared to battle their way out of the village.  But the tribe merely stood there, staring silently and expressionlessly as Hightower took Shiriki Utundu again from its altar.  The ragged metal shards on the idol cut Hightower’s hand, and although the Chief seemed to smile at the sight of Hightower’s blood, he didn’t raise a hand to prevent the abduction.  The eyes of the villagers were filled with hatred, but their… [text obscured]

[continued next column]…primitive people, in his experience, did many strange and inexplicable things.  The interpreter said the idol might be cursed, but in the following days they discovered that Shiriki Utundu was a harbinger of good luck.  The tribe that had pursued them earlier saw Hightower holding the idol aloft and immediately tossed their weapons in the river.  They took the expedition back to their village and gave Hightower everything he asked for.  The idol had the same effect in every village the expedition visited subsequently.  Hightower roped it on the prow of his canoe, and was welcomed with open arms in every tribe up and down the vast Congo River.  By the time… [text completely obscured]

 

WOW that’s a lot to take in!  We actually get a full account of the origins of the idol, how Hightower got it, and the entire backstory of the ride!  And if you hadn’t already guessed that Hightower was an asshole, well, this spells that out too, with the whole racist “rescuing” art that he considers "wasted" on native cultures (to the point of having a motto about it!), and the callous disregard for the lives of his expedition party.  Also, it’s quite hypocritical that he characterizes native cultures as “hoarding art in squalor” when, as we’ll see later in the ride, that is exactly what Hightower does to his stash of loot!  He just tosses it into a dusty storage room/boiler room!

 

To the left of this main article, under an illustrated portrait of Hightower, there is another blurb that reads:

Early next week, around December 28th, Harrison Hightower’s yacht is expected to return to the New York shipyards.  On December 31st, New Years Eve 1899, he will hold a grand celebration parade down Park Avenue, which will end at Hotel Hightower where an exclusive party will be held.  The exact plans have not yet been made public, but we will share them with you at the first opportunity.  We hope that you will be on hand at the docks on the 28th to cheer his triumphant return from Africa!  And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the amazing and mysterious Shiriki Utundu!

 

@idreamofthemeparks, 2025

 

There are three other semi-obscured headlines beneath this, but they seem to be stock text and not anything lore-relevant.

 

The rest of the board has more pictures of Hightower on adventures, as well as adventure magazine/book covers.  A caption tag for these reads, “Just a few of Hightower’s popular adventure magazines, sharing his exploits with young readers.”  Great… yeah, you want this guy influencing young readers…

@idreamofthemeparks, 2025
 

The first cover, with a red border, has the text:

You can join Hightower’s Adventure Corps for Boys TODAY! Turn to page 25[?]

Hightower’s Adventure Corps for Boys

“The paper a boy can take home”

No. 18 Vol. 1               Week ending Saturday, January 5, 1864                     Price One Penny

 

The cover illustration shows Hightower posing in front of a temple with a large statue of a dragon’s head—this same dragon head will be prominently visible in the artifact storage/boiler room later in the ride.  The title and text box on the illustration read:

 

Taming the Beast of Tamas!

A Brand New Harrison Hightower Adventure

The angry natives gathered around, eyes glowing with hatred.  But Hightower stood firm beside the vast and terrible statue. “This Beast will be mine!  And no savages dare bar my way!”

 

The next cover has a white border with a green and red title text box.   

@idreamofthemeparks, 2025

 It reads:

Hightower’s Towering Tales for Boys

By "Tiger” Harrownashio

No. 425                       New York, March 22, 1887.                Price 5 Cents

 

The Ninja From New York

 

The title is in that questionable “stereotypical Asian restaurant” font, and the illustration depicts Hightower and a suit of samurai armor in a rickshaw being pulled by Mr. Smelding.  The image is captioned:

Hightower laughed and jumped on the rickshaw, and Mr.  Smelding struggled on his skinny little legs to bear the great man and his latest acquisition to safety…

 

It's also interesting that this one was written by the same "Tiger" Harrownashio that wrote the account of Hightower's theft of Shikiri Utundu further up on this board.

 

The third cover is on light blue/turquoise paper.   

@idreamofthemeparks, 2025

 

It reads:

Hightower’s Half Dime Library

No. 925                       Published Weekly by Chester Farrington Woolpoole             Price 5c

 

The Rescue of Poseidon

 

The illustration depicts Hightower and Smelding in a small rowboat—with Smelding rowing and Hightower doing nothing but sitting there with his arms proudly crossed, of course—with an oversized statue of Poseidon weighing down the boat and a lightning storm gaining on them in the background.  A text box caption reads:

“There’s no turning back now!”…Mr. Smelding pointed out the storm clouds on the horizon, but Harrison Hightower III slapped him on the back and bellowed, “Courage, Mr. Smelding!”…

 

I wonder if the “no turning back” line is a coincidence, or a deliberate reference to The Haunted Mansion’s stormy sea and sea captain paintings/imagery/scrapped backstory.

 

One of the photographs of Hightower is also labeled, “Harrison Hightower in the sacred city of Benares on the banks of the Ganges River, India Expedition 1884.”


 
Photos by @idreamofthemeparks, 2025

There it is, at last, the full lore infodump that the NYC Preservation society has helpfully set up for those of us taking its tour of the now-abandoned Hotel Hightower.  I love the little "call forwards" to the artifacts we'll be seeing later in the ride, as well as the condition they're in.  Although, story-wise, it does seem a bit concerning that they’re having us take a tour of a building that exploded?  As questionable as the Hollywood Tower Hotel is, at least a section of its structure "just" mysteriously disappeared.  While that might still affect building stability, that’s a bit less obvious than a full explosion that collapsed pieces onto people!

 

Sunday, October 5, 2025

Shadows Over Darkmoor: a major lore Easter Egg in the Monsters Unchained queue

 I hope you don't mind me posting about Monsters Unchained here!  In my opinion, it's very much a relative of our lovely Tower of Terror, in part because of incredibly detailed lore pieces such as this.  In the living room scene of Frankenstein Manor, it's clear that someone (implied to be Victoria Frankenstein) has been throwing newspapers into the fireplace.  If one is willing to lean over the guard rails a bit, one can see a stack of not-yet-burned papers by the fireplace, and subsequently find they have fully detailed in-universe articles on them--not unlike the newspapers with Tower lore that used to be hidden on Buena Vista Street!  For ease of reading, I figured I'd transcribe what I could here:

September 2025

The Visaria Harbinger

Vol. LXVI...No. [unreadable]                    Darkmoor, Saturday, Special Edition                      $6.50 [?]

 

Shadows Over Darkmoor

 

Castle Activity Renews Fears of Frankensteins’ Troubled History

[image caption:] Frankenstein Manor has remained largely abandoned until the recent return of Victoria Frankenstein

 

VISARIA—Castle Frankenstein is alive once again with activity.  The centuries-old manor, the ancestral home of the infamous Frankenstein family, has lay dormant for the better part of the last two decades.  Now, news of the unexpected return of prodigal daughter Victoria Frankenstein has heightened fears of new horrors in the already monster-plagues village of Darkmoor.  Villagers are reporting, as recently as…

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…within the manor at all hours of night.  In addition, many of the old equipment structures used to carry out experiments in years past have been rebuilt in recent weeks.  The work taking place inside the manor has produced an eerie, unnatural glow visible even here in neighboring Visaria.

                The prevailing wisdom among Darkmoor’s population suggests that Ms. Frankenstein may be attempting to contain one or more of…

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…allegedly marked as not only biological and scientific equipment, but also contain collars, reinforced restraints, and tranquilizers traditionally used for containment.  The opinions of Darkmoor’s villagers were given under conditions of strict anonymity, and all our witnesses, without exception, expressed fear of the manor and the family that calls it home.

                Their fear is not without reason, as the Frankensteins…

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…innocent lives.  Perhaps the most famous example is that of Dr. Henry Frankenstein, Ms. Frankenstein’s great-great-grandfather, whose experiments produced an abomination of mankind that wrought havoc throughout Darkmoor and the surrounding countryside.  The monster, said to have been brought to life by Dr. Frankenstein himself, was allegedly responsible for the deaths of no less than six…

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…continued his experiments, allegedly producing a female counterpart to his original monster, but evidence to support these claims is scant.

                In the years since, the descendants of Dr. Frankenstein have continued his harrowing legacy.  His sons, Baron Wolf von Frankenstein and Ludwig Frankenstein have each been associated with rampages by creatures matching the description of their father’s monster.  It remains unclear if these were newly created creatures or if each son has made use of the original.  Most recently, Baroness Elsa Frankenstein, Henry’s granddaughter, was found to be connected to a riot at the annual “Festival of the New Wine,” as well as the destruction of a nearby dam and resulting floods.  The festival has not been held since.

                Needless to say, the return of Victoria Frankenstein carries sinister overtones to Darkmoor, harkening back to generations of hubris and destruction at the hands of its most prominent family.  Put plainly, disaster follows the Frankenstein name.  The new activity in the manor seemingly confirms the notion that she is here to stay and is destined to continue her great-great-grandfather’s work.  We at the Harbinger hold our collective breath as…

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Local Man Finds Strange Footprints in Woods

DARKMOOR—A set of mysterious tracks belonging to an unknown creature were discovered leading into the marshlands on the outskirts of Darkmoor.  Biologists investigating the scene have claimed the tracks belong to a “piscine amphibious humanoid” due to their peculiar muscle structure and the presence of webbed digits.  No further comment was given.

                The discovery of the tracks by local resident Mike Rusaili has stoked fear of the so-called “Gill-Man” previously reported by the Harbinger as having stalked the village.

                Multiple witnesses have alleged that such a creature was responsible for the abduction of the still missing Darkmoor woman Kay Lawrence.  Lawrence (28) was last seen outside her home, located near the marsh-lands.  Recent events associated with the region have given…

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As for the Easter Eggs, here's what I was able to figure out:

Son of Frankenstein and Ghost of Frankenstein are canon to the land/attraction, as their protagonists Wolf and Ludwig are mentioned in the article.  Elsa Frankenstein is harder to place, especially with the dam-busting incident.  Is her name a reference to Elsa Lanchester, the actress who played the original Bride of Frankenstein?  Is the dam busting a reference to Frozen 2? Epcot does host a Food and Wine festival, the Frozen attraction is there, and it isn't like Universal wouldn't throw in some lighthearted digs at Disney...

EDIT: as @laffiteslanding and @rinneil have informed me, this is in fact a reference to Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man, where there is indeed an Elsa Frankenstein who destroys the dam.  It's just coincidence that there happens to be another famous theme park Elsa that also destroys a dam.  That's what I get for not watching the crossovers before writing this... 

Kay is the female protagonist from Creature from the Black Lagoon, indicating that a slightly altered version of that film (to take place in the marshes of Darkmoor, rather than the Amazon) is also canon to Dark Universe. 

Visaria is one of a handful of towns continually referenced in the land as part of the Darkmoor universe.  The towns seem to be battling an apocalyptic overrun of monsters, with at least one being completely destroyed, as I will eventually cover in a later post. 

Sunday, September 28, 2025

“It’s like if a massage chair also featured Dracula”-- a somewhat perplexed review of Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment

I would not have guessed that Monsters After Dark, Disney’s half-baked yet inexplicably enjoyable Halloween overlay for Mission Breakout, and Monsters Unchained, Universal’s Golden Ticket Award winning new dark ride, would end up having the same assessment from me: "B+ objectively, but A+ in my heart."

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Monsters Unchained.  In fact, I’m hesitant to do anything but sing its praises, because it’s exactly the kind of attraction I keep wanting parks to make but they generally… don’t anymore.  It’s based on a public domain/original IP.  It’s focused on animatronics rather than screens/projections.  It’s themed specifically around a horror theme I enjoy, and does not feel the need to play to only the mildest or most popular properties available.

But at the same time, I’ve seen few, if any, major dark rides with presentations this…messy.

You wouldn’t expect that from the queue.  The queue is one of the most well-themed, extremely detailed queues in all existence.  It’s a walkthrough attraction all to itself!  There are SO many details for fans to find, slowly letting the story unfold of Victoria Frankenstein and her attempts to re-create and outdo her great-great-grandfather’s experiments.  Fans of both the classic books and the 1930s Universal films are going to appreciate how closely the designers clearly studied the source material—this is, without a doubt, Tower of Terror lobby “we watched every episode of The Twilight Zone twice” levels of care and detail.  I caught so, SO many Easter Eggs.  The strikingly large scale of Frankenstein Manor’s gothic facade, crackling with electricity, likewise has Tower as its only peer.

 

Much like Tower, stormy Floridian skies only add to the atmosphere

The surprising problems start once you get to the actual ride.  Possibly my “hottest take” in this is the fact that I felt a disconnect between the choice of ride system and the actual ride presentation.  While Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey shows off the dynamic motion of the KUKA arm to an actually uncomfortable degree, I’d say it’s too restrained here.  It felt like 80% of the ride could’ve been achieved with a traditional omnimover type vehicle; movements tend towards the gentle and mild, with riders comfortably reclined on their backs for most of the ride.  Indeed, given that one of the prominent effects is that electricity/magic blasts make the back of your chair vibrate, it gave the impression of “relaxing, air conditioned massage chair” rather than thrill ride for me.  The few places where the ride motions do get more extreme felt shoehorned in specifically to give the arm something to do, rather than as a more natural consequence of the storytelling.  That’s not to say I didn’t like the “relaxing massage chair” vibe—it was a very welcome reprieve from a hot day at a theme park—it just wasn’t what I expected from one of the more extreme and dynamic ride systems available.

Beyond the vehicle though…wow, I’ve never seen a dark ride have this many exposed wires/plugs/canned lights, obvious boom arms and strings, and bare divider walls and blackout curtains like this!  Filmed footage of the ride hides it all much better than it does in person.  This thing is BLATANTLY in a mostly-empty props warehouse with curtain dividers.  If you’re seated on the end seats it’s especially bad; you can see where Dracula is plugged in!  I honestly can’t tell how much is “bad show” versus “on purpose” either.  Because, well, this IS a ride based on very old, budget-limited horror films.  If you watch those movies, you’re going to see a lot of obvious wires and dollar store bats held up on strings.  Can you see the strings holding up the figures because the designers didn’t bother to better adjust the lighting/set to hide them?  Or can you see the strings because you could also see the strings in the movies?

I was genuinely shocked that a ride that won awards, that got this much buzz, was set up in such a way where you can see the plugs and wires!

Although, admittedly, I might be at a “disadvantage” in this case.  As someone who geeks out over details in themed design, I saw the wires right away.  When I mentioned it to my family members, instead an exchange similar to this happened:

Me: “I can’t believe you can see where Dracula is plugged in!”

Family: “What, you could?”

Me: “Yes, how could you miss it!?”

Family: “I was too distracted by the fact that they BUILT A FULL SIZED DRACULA.”

Which, yes.  Those animatronics really ARE that impressive.  The screens in the ride, likewise, are the best-done screens I’ve ever seen.  They have actual depth to them, somehow, in a way that I have no idea how Universal actually achieved (layered screens with multiple projections?  Some kind of Nintendo 3DS-style technology?).  So I suppose it varies by the person whether the stunning heights of this ride’s design hide the equally stunning lows, or if the brilliance only highlights how odd it is the designers didn’t care to hide where things are plugged in.

This isn’t really an issue I’ve seen at other dark rides of this prestige/scale.  You don’t see where the Pirates of the Carribean are plugged in.  Wires or other support structures for ghosts on The Haunted Mansion are disguised as carefully as possible.  Rise of the Resistance takes the care to hide the borders of its screens in things like window frames or ship paneling.  Even my absolutely be-loathed Mission Breakout carefully frames its Rocket Raccoon animatronic to look as realistic as possible (no wires showing, no duplicate paws or tails for different effects are visible at the same time, or when they’re not in use), and even attempts to frame its big, obvious screen in a doorway.  Even Universal’s other dark rides don’t have this problem, even the ones falling apart from age (poor Jurassic Park and The Cat in the Hat).  It’s just not what I expect from this medium, or a company of this prestige and budget.

Also, I find it perplexing that Universal did not use the classic versions of the monsters that it owns.  One would think that the benefit of being Universal is that they could use the very specific Bela Lugosi Dracula, Boris Karloff Frankenstein, Lon Chaney Jr. Wolf Man, etc. from their own classic horror series, rather than making new “dodging copyright” versions.  Instead, the Wolf Man seems to be the 2010 remake version, Frankenstein’s monster is a new design (although at least he has a story excuse, being literally a different monster made by Victoria), and Dracula is now inexplicably… Brendon Urie from Panic at the Disco?  I’m especially peeved at Dracula’s redesign—either make him Bela Lugosi, or make him the book-accurate mustachioed aristocrat, you cowards!  I guess it does give Dark Universe the benefit of getting to be its own continuity, essentially an original IP, but it’s surprising to see a company foregoing the famous versions of the characters it owns.

Thus, we end up back at my initial statement: both this and Monsters After Dark arrive at “B+ objectively, A+ in my heart” status, albeit from different directions.  This is a true swing-for-the fences effort towards a world-class original IP dark ride that inexplicably trips at the finish line of polished presentation, while Monsters After Dark is a cheap retheme-of-a-retheme that somehow presents a polished fun thrill experience by the end.  The overall land of Dark Universe/Darkmoor, however, is so incredibly well-done and to my exact tastes that perhaps the only theme park attraction I like better is Tower of Terror itself.  This land may as well have been made in a lab for me.  But damn if it isn’t bizarre that its headliner doesn’t bother to hide the wires.

Saturday, January 11, 2025

"Fine, I'll do it myself" or "The making of the Mission Breakout Queue Music Loop Video"

 It was supposed to be an easy internet search.

I knew that Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout and Monsters After Dark played some kind of “alien radio broadcast” hosted by The Collector’s Assistant in its outdoor queue switchbacks, and that it supposedly contained a snippet of Tower of Terror’s music as one of Mission Breakout’s exhausting amounts of Easter Eggs.  And, as far as I knew, it had been that way since 2017.  It finally occurred to me that I should probably update my record of Disney’s California Adventure Tower to include what was left of the ride, especially since Disney themselves acknowledged it again with a Twilight Zone themed Pixar truck in one of The Collector’s offices during the Pixar fest event.

“It should be no problem,” I thought.  “I’ll just search up a post of the queue audio loop, confirm the Tower music sample, and be done with it.”  After all, it’s 2024, and the ride has been operating since 2017.  I can already find complete soundscapes of Tron Lightcycle Run and Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind, despite those being open for much shorter periods of time.  Disney fans are supposed to be dedicated like that, keeping record of a beloved ride’s ambience and posting it.  And, from what I could tell, Mission Breakout is, despite my own feelings, a popular and beloved ride. It always commands long wait times, and on Reddit at least is often held up as an example of “changes Disney fans were skeptical of, but realized were actually better.” (Clearly, as this blog’s existence shows, I never came around to that “realization.”)

And yet, when I searched… nothing.

Actually, it was a bit worse than nothing.  Everywhere from soundsofdisneyland.com to YouTube not only lacked the queue loop I was looking for, but had an entirely incorrect loop in its place!  Rather than the radio-show-like loop I remembered from my own experiences with the ride, the posts featured a basic playlist of vintage music, in the vein of Star Lord’s “Awesome Mix” cassettes from the films.  While I do believe this vintage music loop plays elsewhere at Mission Breakout—specifically, I think it is the gift shop’s loop and the exit hallway loop for default non-Halloween Breakout—it is NOT the queue audio.  Perhaps it was very early in the ride’s existence, but by the time I got to it in September 2017 all I could recall was the now-mysterious “radio loop.”

It got stranger the further I looked.  Okay, so nobody had a dedicated sound post… Maybe it’d be featured in a “complete POV” video of the ride on YouTube.  Nope, even supposedly “complete” POVs would cut the outdoor switchbacks.  I mean, it makes sense, you wouldn’t expect a lot of lore and detail there, but in this case there is!  The most I could find was two YouTube Shorts (Shorts!  Not even full videos!) featuring small bits of ambient music that I recognized from the missing loop as the videographers went past the outdoor queue.

Since the Breakout fandom seemed to be on Reddit, I took my question there, posting to both the Disneyland and HelpMeFind subreddits asking if anyone had any information about the queue audio loop.  Neither post received any responses, even after weeks.  As of this posting, there are STILL no responses.

Slowly, it dawned on me what I would have to not only confirm one of the final Tower Easter Eggs, but prove this loop existed at all.

To quote Thanos from the first Guardians of the Galaxy film:

Ill Do It Myself GIFs | Tenor

This realization happened simultaneously with my decision to not renew my Disneyland annual pass.  The 2023-2024 Disneyland season was a pretty abysmal experience for me, for a number of reasons.  It was expensive, yet Disney seemed unable to maintain their rides properly or keep enough of them open to handle the massive crowds flooding the park even on random weekdays.  Getting on the rides that were open was an exercise in frustration and leg endurance as wait times ballooned well in excess of an hour.  Food prices had risen so much that I had to make sure I brought all my food from home.  Parking was so expensive that I could only go to the parks when someone could drop me off at the gate.  Disney seemed to have removed a great deal of benches and rest areas, making the parks more physically punishing than in the past.  Workers seemed more overworked and underpaid than ever, and guests seemed to be increasingly agitated by the crowds and increased prices.  Yes, those ever-increasing ticket prices.  Ever since I was a child, there had always been an affordable way for locals to go to Disneyland, but now even the local deals were a thing of the past.

It was beyond just being unable to afford to go anymore, though.  I had little reason to go, when the present state of the park was so unpleasant.  Staying at home was legitimately more fun at that point.  It’s hard to even just sit around and enjoy the atmosphere of the park when it’s that crowded and there are so few places to rest.  Disney’s future announcements at D23 didn’t give me any reason to want to visit in the future either, as they were underwhelming for my tastes—assuming they ever get built at all (anyone else remember that Anaheim was supposed to get Rock n’ Roller Coaster decades ago?).

So, there I was, about to let my pass just run out with two reservations left, when the realization hit that I was going to have to get this loop myself.  I had no experience in doing this type of preservation, and had never edited audio or video before.  I didn’t even know if I would be able to capture the sound with my phone’s audio recorder, and had no time to order or test anything else.  But still, it gave me a goal to wring one last use out of that overpriced and under-delivering Magic Key.

And to do that, I was going to have to ride Mission Breakout a LOT.

Well, initially, that wasn’t my plan.  I knew from the preservation work of other fans, like Fox Nolte of Passport2Dreams and “Hoot and Chief” of Horizons-fandom fame, that preserving sound loops often involved sticking a recording device by a speaker and letting it run for a few hours.  Since I had to use my phone rather than a more “expendable” device, I couldn’t drop it in the bushes and leave it, but I still hoped there would be some ground-level speaker that I could just sit by for a while to capture the loop as cleanly as possible.

I wasn’t quite so lucky.  As it turns out, the loop in question only plays from a set of overhead speakers in the outdoor queue, and relatively small ones at that.  While the loop could be heard fairly well from the benches near the gift shop exit (and indeed some recordings from that area made it into my published version of the loop), my phone could not capture that as well as I would like, and there was also a lot of interfering noise from other sound loops converging in that area.  So, the only way to get a clearer capture would be to be in the queue.

Thankfully, it was October!  Which meant that, after 3pm, it would be Monsters After Dark, and not Mission Breakout!  Despite its objective quality issues, I actually un-ironically love Monsters After Dark.  B- objectively, A+ in my heart.  It appeals to the time my 14-year-old self thought the Tower of Terror would be cooler with blasting electric guitar music and more airtime on the drop profile (maybe a monkey’s paw curled somewhere that day…).  It has possibly the best drop profile of any Tower version I’ve ridden (So. Much. Airtime.) and has a very fun custom-made electric guitar-driven score that matches and enhances those drops.  It also FINALLY restores some proper spookiness to architecture designed to be spooky, and recycles a ton of Tower’s effects.  Yeah, I was definitely up for marathoning Monsters After Dark.  Heck, at this point it’s probably my favorite E-ticket left at the park (Haunted Mansion was in Holiday mode and stuck on a sold-out virtual queue, while Incredicoaster/California Screamin had aged so roughly and horribly it was sad to ride).

So, there was my solution.  Ride Monsters After Dark, over, and over, and over.  Even as lines ballooned to 90+ minute waits.  Hoping that my phone was actually picking up what I wanted to record.

You’d think that the longer waits would be to my advantage for this particular purpose, but unfortunately they weren’t.  Because the loop only played in such a limited area, even on those 90+ minute waits I spent at MOST 20 minutes in that section.  I just had to hope I got a different 20 minutes of the soundtrack than I had on the last run.

Furthermore, while being in the queue meant the music was louder, it also meant that the people around me were louder.  Rather than sitting in a relatively quiet bench area, I was in the midst of a whole switchback pen of people all having their own conversations.  I had to discard several clips because either the crowd noise completely drowned out whatever was playing, or because peoples’ individual conversations were too distinctly audible and I didn’t feel it would be ethical to post those clips.  There weren’t any particularly juicy conversations from what I could tell, but even posting a random set of friends talking about Labyrinth felt like an invasion of their privacy.

Since the park in general was so loud everywhere, I only knew I was even successfully capturing audio at all by holding the phone up to my hear and listening to a few seconds of playback.  It was a MASSIVE relief the next day, when I was finally able to upload the myriad of disjointed clips to my computer, and hear that I had successfully gotten significant audible segments of music under the crowd chatter.

Having successfully obtained the recordings, it was then time to figure out what I had.  How long was this loop?  How much of it had I gotten?  Could I piece it together?

Step one was to just listen to every recording I’d made, taking notes along the way.  I noted time stamps for when segments began and ended, and wrote down what The Collector’s Assistant said to introduce each piece.  Early on in this process, the horror dawned on me that this might not be a loop at all, but instead some kind of shuffled playlist.  This is the 21st century after all, there’s no guarantee Disney would stick to its classic style of soundtrack construction for a modern ride, especially for a franchise basically built around playlists.  Thankfully, I eventually came upon another recorded segment that had the same Assistant chatter and music in the same order as another recorded segment.  While it was annoying to have nearly identical pieces, it was a relief to have confirmation that I was in fact dealing with a fixed soundtrack, and not a shuffled playlist.

(As an aside…speaking of The Assistant’s chatter, I do wish I had clearer recordings of her voice lines specifically.  Unlike the songs, they are definitely unavailable anywhere else, and they appear to make some very specific fun references to the Marvel Universe.  The “orloni” she mentions in one line are the rat-lizard things that show up in both the ride and the GOTG films.  I can’t discern some of the other species names she says, but I can only assume they’re canon creatures as well.)

Step two was fitting those recordings together.  Once I realized the audio was in a fixed order, I was able to use “overlaps” between different recordings to figure out how they fit together.  The Assistant’s spoken lines were very helpful for this, as they were more easily recognizable than individual music pieces.  If I heard her say a certain line near the end of one recording, and at the beginning of another, I knew where those two segments lined up relative to each other in the loop.

I had initially planned to try and clean up the audio and remove the crowd noise, but soon realized that such a task was far beyond the scope of a beginner like myself.  In fact, given that’s what Peter Jackson had to get new cutting-edge software for in his Beatles Get Back series, it seems that kind of audio editing is for full-on top-tier experts.  Thus, I resigned myself to editing the audio together in its noisy state.  It’s not perfect, but it is proof of what the real loop is.

To compensate for the poor audio quality, I decided to add a visual component.  I knew I was going to post this to YouTube anyways so that fans could easily find it, but initially thought I could just get away with a picture of Breakout as the “video.”  I decided to take advantage of the visual component by making “visual notes” for the entire video—I’d display on-screen what The Assistant said, and the title/album/artist of the music where applicable.  That way, it’d make any Easter Eggs even clearer to any viewers.

Here’s where clear “steps” sort of fell apart and became a mess of “whatever worked.”  As I was piecing together the audio clips in sequence, I was simultaneously making graphics of The Assistant’s captions and attempting to identify and make visual notecards for the music.  And hoo boy, was it a TASK to identify that music.

Aside from the definite Easter Eggs I’d heard while waiting in line (“Now is the Time” from the Carousel of Progress, Tower of Terror’s exit hallway music) I had no idea if what was played was custom-composed for the ride, other Easter Eggs that I just didn’t recognize immediately, or licensed music.  Since I had nowhere better to start, I started by trying Shazam and Google’s audio search function on musical segments to see if anything matched.  To my shock, this actually turned up results!  It didn’t do so very consistently, due to the poor recording quality and how obscure some of the material presumably is, but it provided a place to start.

One of the first artists this method led me to was Chuck Jonkey, who seems to be a prolific and very eclectic and eccentric musician—albeit perhaps a bit obscure.  Some of the Breakout loop songs’ official postings on YouTube have view counts in the dozens.  Per his official website, which itself seems straight out of the 1990s, he worked on the Adventureland music for Disneyland Shanghai, but makes no mention of his work being featured at Mission Breakout.  At first, I suspected that the entire loop, specific Disney references aside, might be his work.  After all, a quick glance at his catalog of over 100 albums shows enough variance and oddity to easily compose an entire space-radio soundtrack.  It ranges from unique foreign instruments to sci-fi synthesizers to relaxing meditative chimes.  Plus, it seems like it might be easier and/or cheaper for Disney to license work from just one artist, and easier/cheaper could easily be the motto for the entire Mission Breakout experience.

Well, my initial Shazam/Google pass soon debunked my hypothesis.  It identified snippets of work by Isao Tomita, Wendy Carlos, and various historical/cultural music recording collections.  I had to confirm the apps’ analysis of these, and then figure out how to search for what the app couldn’t “hear” under the crowd noise but I could still decently discern.

As it turned out, even confirming the identifications the apps made was tougher than I’d thought.  I figured that if it was an identifiable artist, I’d just be able to pull up the song on YouTube and confirm it matched.  Nope.  Despite sounding futuristic, the Tomita and Carlos albums were old.  Like,  "high quality postings didn’t exist online" old.  While the Internet Archive had a decent-enough quality recording of a few of Tomita’s vinyl records to confirm the piece by him, I ran into a very different problem with the works of Wendy Carlos.

Prior to this, I’d known Wendy Carlos as “the lady who did the Tron soundtrack.”  As it turns out, she did way more than that.  She pioneered synthesizer music and breathed new life into the classical genre with her hit record Switched on Bach, and also was one of the first openly transgender celebrities.  And, unfortunately, she apparently does not want her music to be currently available.  Her music isn’t available on any current streaming service and is out of print on CD and Vinyl (and any other physical media).  Her website was last updated in the late 2000s, other than a brief post in 2020 to debunk a newly released biography as “fiction.”  Searching around the internet revealed that her fans believe she became disillusioned with the music industry and the direction of synthesizer music, and thus purposely does not want her music to remain available.  Her team is very quick to take down any posts of her work online, and as I mentioned even physical prints are not available.  I tried searching at local thrift stores to find used copies to try and verify the songs from the Guardians loop, but alas they didn’t have her records. 

Luckily, @dirtyriver on Tumblr saw my post about the issue and thankfully let me listen to their(?) Wendy Carlos Bach box set.  This let me not only verify the one song that Shazam had noticed, but confirm another by recognizing it myself.

Brute-force searching for songs became my method for trying to identify the rest of the loop.  I knew which collections and artists Disney had already licensed for this soundtrack, so it stood to reason that I might find more by listening to the rest of the albums and trying to match them up with some of the “mystery tracks.”  I actually did manage to identify several more songs this way, although it was a painstaking process of listening and going “wow, wait, those 5 seconds sounded really familiar,” and then flipping back and forth between 5 second clips and hoping my brain wasn’t just “forcing” them to match so I could claim another solved song.  This process was so exhausting, and some of the artists’ catalogs so extensive, that eventually I decided to let several tracks just stay “Unidentified Ambient Space Music #[insert number here]” for the time being.  My hope is that perhaps a viewer will recognize it and help this process along.

An amusing difficulty I ran into was also falling asleep while attempting to edit.  As it turns out, ambient space music tracks are very relaxing when listening to nothing else for hours on end, removed from the high-energy environment of a theme park.  I do wonder a bit why this soundscape was chosen for Mission Breakout.  Breakout tries its hardest—perhaps a bit too hard—to be a high-energy “party” ride.  You’re supposed to be rocking out with a bunch of space party-animal types while escaping from a museum-prison combination.  It’s supposed to be “young” and “hip.”  Meanwhile this loop…this loop is old school.

I think I’ve witnessed Disney transition between old and new ways of designing rides.  Gone are the days of carefully crafted artistic atmosphere, and in are the days of the World’s Most Marketable Intellectual Properties.  It doesn’t matter to the design team anymore that Mission Breakout clashes with any themes or sight lines, it’s marketable, it’s a trendy IP, it’s gonna make them money for a quick and cheap re-theme.

So it was very striking, to me, to deep-dive the Mission Breakout Queue Loop like this.  This isn’t a quick, low-effort, “quirky, young, and hip” marketable playlist, even though that would actually thematically match the IP in this case.  They could’ve just used an “Awesome Mix: Breakout Edition” playlist like the gift shop does, or like all the other postings assumed, and called it a day.  But no, here instead is a curated soundscape in the vein of the 1970s Tomorrowland or Fronteirland loops that Passport2Dreams researched and preserved.  Obscure yet licensed atmospheric playlists, specifically placed in an hour-ish long loop, with the addition of lore-specific narration that adds depth to the world of the ride.  It’s a weird little last gasp of that classic Disney design, of that time when Imagineers were allowed to care about details that wouldn’t just push the most money-making current franchise.

I suppose it is fitting, then, that Mission Breakout’s fans, the fans of the “new school” Disney, apparently missed its existence.  Instead, in perhaps my last ever interaction with the Disney park that I grew up with, I spent my day with that last little bit of classic Disney magic, that last gasp of the “old school,” that type of design that had made me see theme parks as art pieces to appreciate. I feel like I left Disneyland behind twice: first when I physically left the exit, and again when I finally hit "post" on the finished video.  It was done.

I took my last ride on Monsters After Dark just as Disney’s California Adventure closed for the night.  Thanks to the Halloween season, the building was lit up purple and blue.  Lightning effects crackled across its façade as I turned back, pausing for a moment before finally following the crowds out.  Thanks for the memories, DCA.  Even if they weren’t so great.